Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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