when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We have so much sex to catch up on
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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