"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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