Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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