Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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