how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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