it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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