Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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