if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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