It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Church boner. Awkwardddd
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I deserve this hangover.
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