So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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