why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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