my shit smells like andre
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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