I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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