im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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