That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
