Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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