Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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