yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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