yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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