piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
