he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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