To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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