So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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