Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just puked most of my soul out..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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