If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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