So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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