Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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