you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
one might say we're banned from that church
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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