Nicole vs. Life
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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