That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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