What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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