i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The best revenge is premature balding
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It was like giving head to a cactus.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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