what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
