Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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