in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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