I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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