i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I think people are normalizing furries
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
