I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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