I showed him my bush... on skype.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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