So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
