Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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