yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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