Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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