The panties match.
I'll be right there.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My boob is missing a layer of skin
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Woke up backwards on a recliner
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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