He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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