I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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