i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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