yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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