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(514): View more from Quebec

..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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(740): View more from Ohio

i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If i need to get strippers involved i will.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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(914): View more from New York

I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.

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(760): View more from California

Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.

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