The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Randomize