Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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