ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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