Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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