So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm way too hungover for life right now
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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