I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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