she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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